silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

(via hahahashiet)

shadyteen:

shadyteen:

Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly

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(Source: fuckyeahzarry, via lazytam)