when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

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if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

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